Honest work vibes only
Merch for the feelings your job won't let you say out loud.
Meet your coworkers
Employee of the Month
Green Bean
Your Motivational Work BFF
ENFJ — The Protagonist (a natural leader)
“You're gonna crush it!”
Shop Green Bean→Not Technically Fired
Yellow Potato
Chronic Burnout Syndrome
ISFP — The Adventurer...that needs PTO
“Dead inside but still trying”
Shop Yellow Potato→
Office Favorites
The desk drawer essentials. Reached for daily.
Job Hunt Organizer
Applications, interviews, and the occasional win — all in one place.
$25.00
Interview Calculus | Holographic Vinyl Sticker Decal
$7.00
Sorry for Your Job | Pixie Dust Vinyl Sticker Decal
$5.00
Crushed it! | Glittery Vinyl Sticker Decal
$5.00
Didn't Quit My Job Today | Matte Vinyl Sticker Decal
$5.00
Pick Your Department
Our Work Life collections, sorted by mood.
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From the Unemployee Manual
Career advice for people currently between employed and okay.
